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Welcome To The Wastelands Of Our Dreams

Here at Nuke This Site From Orbit, you will find information on how to survive in the dystopia of the 21st Century as well as your average post apocalyptic wasteland. The primary source of knowledge will be watching classic films such as: The Terminator, T2, Alien, Aliens, Hardware, Mad Max, Blade Runner, The Matrix and others of similar cinematic ilk. Here you will be able to mentally prepare for the coming deluge of nuclear fire and/or maybe just unemployment.

Either way, have fun kids!

Just remember to keep your pinkies out of the airlock doorway, and don’t pet alien space cobras or stand in the way of any relentless homicidal cyborgs. Abide by these rules, and you’ll have yourself a blast.